Why have we stopped thinking!!!?

There is much frustration I feel coming from those of you who were/are avid readers of this particular blog. ‘Why have the posts stopped? It was the best blog in the world!’ said one anonymous reader.

Well, I feel it’s time to let you all in on a little secret.

Sometime early next year will see the launch of whatsomeguysthink.com, an expansion on our popular blog which will allow us to provide you with stellar articles, videos and podcasts all from the comfort of your own home (or work).

You can actually visit whatsomeguysthink.com now to see a nifty ‘coming soon’ title.

So, many apologies for not letting you all know a lot earlier but we have been incredibly busy filming and writing content for the new site. And trust me, it’s gonna rock your socks.

Get excited and have a great Christmas break.

Zach

Twilight Part 5: Batman’s Better

Quick Twilight note: The New Moon movie had the largest opening day ever, beating The Dark Knight.

However, Dark Knight still holds the record for best opening weekend takings. That means that, ultimately, it is far more awesome. As we all knew.

Second thought, can’t figure out if Kirsten Stewart is attractive or not. I’ve yet to see her stop biting her lip though so there’s still a chance she might be.

Twilight Part 4: A Kiss on the Ec-lips-e

While the title may potentially give the illusions I enjoyed this book, sadly, it was more just an excuse for a semi-clever-but-not-really pun.

I was promised better. Everyone said, this book is a step up from the last two.

Guess what? Everyone’s a liar. And not a very good one. Like this book. Not a very good book.

5 Movie Sequels I Do and Don’t Want To See

Just to be sure you know what you’re in for, this article is 5 movie sequels I do want to see and 5 other sequels I don’t want to see. I couldn’t word the title any better. It’s not 5 movies I have mixed opinions on or anything.

Sorry for the confusion.

Thanks for your understanding.

Twilight: Part Three: Movies and New Mooning

Congratulations on getting to read this particular post! I hope you find it as satisfying as if you were actually doing something productive with your time.

Having finished reading ‘Twilight’, it made sense to, firstly, watch the movie, and secondly read the next one.

I’ve done that. And now it makes sense to blog about it.

Girly Things with No Right to be Girly Things

Hopefully, I don’t have to explain this post more than the title already has so…

INTRO SKIP!!!

Engrish!?! – Part I

Despite what your Eurocentric perceptions may suggest, English is my first language. Sure, I speak a couple of languages, but that does not mean that my command of the English language is inferior to any of you whose literal skills have been so expertly crafted by the New Zealand education system. But I’m no expert: I don’t know when to use who or whom; I don’t know what the difference between assume and presume is and; I will laugh if someone says ‘That’s not what you’re supposed to do with a colon’. Regardless, I am well invested in the language. What I am saying is that I, like the rest of the English speaking world, am qualified to examine, manipulate and most importantly, complain about the use of the language. And we all know that the English language has been butchered by youth and ignorance and so here are my pet peeves. Note to enraged and underaged: I am not suggesting that youth and ignorance come hand in hand, but if I were to draw you a Venn diagram of the situation, the overlap would be significant.

Pants

1.  It’s an adventure.  About pants.

If you decide you are a boy, go to paragraph 6.

If you are partial to being a girl, go to paragraph 3.

2.  Wait, wait…let me get this straight.  I gave you a belt, which Wikipedia tells me is a flexible band worn around the waist to support trousers and other articles of clothing, and you decide to wear it closer to your knees?

Oh, cos you’re a gangster rapper?  Then go to paragraph 7.

Oh cos you’re an idiot?  Then go to paragraph 11.

Twilight: Part Two

So I’ve finished reading Twilight, meaning I’m one third of the way through my venture into female first person perspective literature. Not surprisingly, I feel the book warrants a review.

Biased Perspective ATTACK!!!

Brilliant Vehicle Communication Alternatives

So it has come to this. The annoying kid in the back has again kept the whole class in. That’s right. I can no longer talk on my cellphone while driving. Apparently some other people (i.e. not me) don’t know how to do it properly so now I’m not allowed.

Tisn’t fair.

Oh well. Now it’s time to offer you all solutions to the communication drought that will inevitably come about because of this law change. I, somewhat expectantly, start with numero uno.